Igni fanfic by his #1 Fan, blup!
Word Count:464
Jun.19 25
by Blup
A/N: i am my own character in this story btw ok plz enjoy lol 😎
It was a normal day like any other normal day that was normal.
Igni had just uploaded the GREATEST video ever titled: "Platinuming K-9 Dog Job made me go to the psych ward". 💿🧠🐶
A/N: don't worry he's FINE in this story ok??? 💕
In the video he played the 2019 hit indie game K-9 Dog Job (NOT SPONSORED!!!) developed by Easy Game™ and published by Game For People™ (again not sponsored, just facts). 🐾🎮
He got ALL 100 ACHIEVEMENTS. That's right. Even the forbidden one. Even the one no one else could even dream of touching. 😤🔥
But then...
YouTube was like "nah." The algorithm smacked the video with a flag for misinformation and AI-generated content... HOW DARE??
Igni is too strong to cheat. He is a gamer of LEGEND. 💪🕹️
And then I—Blup—BURST through the bedroom door like a majestic wind of urgency. (He gave me a key, we’re tight like that.)
“IGNI KAEN.” I screamed with passion and justice. “They’re trying to TAKE IT DOWN!”
Igni stood slowly. The room got 30% more serious. The lighting changed. Synthwave played.
“Blup... stand back.”
Suddenly, from the floor rose a RED BUTTON on a golden pedestal, glowing with untamed bee power. 🐝✨
"It’s time... for the Hit Bees."
He SLAMMED the button. A klaxon screamed. Windows shattered (not really but kinda).
A SWARM of bees in tuxedos and Ray-Bans flew out the window at Mach Bee Speed™, heading straight to Youtube HQ (which, as we all know, is located in downtown Dallas, Texas 75202 across from the JFK memorial plaza 🗺️💀).
Inside HQ, chaos. Workers screamed. Alarms blared. Bees did parkour. One bee suplexed a server tower. Another slapped a latte out of someone’s hand. Justice was happening.
The bees flew to the ex-CEO herself, Susan “Still Got An Office” Wojcicki. She turned slowly. “I’ve been expecting you.”
With one final STING OF RIGHTEOUSNESS™, the flags on Igni’s video vanished. ✨🎯
Igni... was vindicated. He nodded once. “Good bees.” Then took a nap. Like a king. 👑
A/N: thx for reading... remember to always respect bees and gamers 🐝🎮💖